PROGRAM DESCRIPTION
Meet Rene, the most wanted man in Occupied France: Women want his body. The Resistance wants his brain. And the Nazis want his sausage!

In a small café in occupied France the harassed proprietor, Rene, is fighting his own war. With the German Army in residence at the bar, Rene is risking his neck to aid the Resistance by hiding two British airmen and a radio transmitter upstairs. As if this wasn't enough, Rene has also got involved in hiding a priceless painting in a garlic sausage, which even now is being sniffed out by the Gestapo. But Rene's real problem is his wife, Edith, and what she will do to him when she finds out about the affairs he is having with two sexy waitresses!

CAST
Gordon Kaye (as Rene Artois)
Carmen Silvera (as Edith Artois)
Kirsten Cooke (as Michelle DuBois)
Vicki Michelle (as Yvette Carte-Blanche)
Sue Hodge (as Mimi La Bonc)
Francesca Conshaw (as Maria Recamier)
Richard Marner (as Colonel von Strohm)
Arthur Bostrom (as Officer Crabtree)
Kenneth Connor (as Monsieur Alfonse)
Richard Gibson (as Herr Otto Flick)
Kim Hartman (as Private Helga Geerhart)
Sam Kelly (as Captain Hans Geering)
John Louis Mansi (as von Smallhausen)
Robin Parkinson (as Le Clerc)
Hilary Minister (as General Erich von Klinkerhoffen)
Guy Siner (as Lt. Hubert Gruber).

PRODUCTION INFORMATION
Produced and Directed by David Croft
Written by Jeremy Lloyd, David Croft, Paul Adam, John Chapman, Ian Davidson, Ronald Wolfe, Ronald Chesney

DURATION
83 x 30', 2 specials & 1 x 50' compilation